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You work all week. Then the weekend comes, and instead of your kids or your couch, it's the bathrooms. Again. The list in your head keeps scrolling.
So here's the offer: a free 10-point Gold Star home assessment from the Twin Cities' premium cleaning crew. You keep the written plan even if you never hire us.
Free, no pressure · 100+ five-star Google reviews · booking takes 30 seconds
Do the math. Three hours of cleaning a week is 156 hours a year.
Now add the laundry, the dishes, the nightly pickup. Call it eight hours a week. That's 416 hours: about ten working weeks of your year, spent on the house.
And here's the part nobody says out loud: even after all that, the deep stuff still doesn't get done. The oven. The shower glass. The baseboards.
It's not a discipline problem. It's a system problem. Nobody hands you a plan for your own home: which rooms are stealing your time, what actually needs a pro, and what takes ten minutes if you know the trick.
That plan is what the Gold Star Assessment gives you. Free.
You keep the plan either way · no obligation · takes 30 seconds
A vetted Grime Guardians pro walks your home with you. About 20 minutes, ten points:
You keep the plan whether you ever book us or not. If your home doesn't need a pro, we'll say so. You'll still know exactly where your weekends are going.
Every Grime Guardians clean is photo-documented. You see the before and after of your own home, delivered straight to your inbox. Vetted, background-checked teams. 100+ five-star Google reviews. The standard is the brand.
The assessment is free, and if you ever book us, every paid clean is held to these same 13 points before we call it done.
Simple: the walkthrough is free because it works. Some of the homes we walk through hire us, and that pays for all of them. The rest keep the plan, and that's fine with us.
Fair warning: we're not the cheapest crew in the Twin Cities, and that's on purpose. Every Guardian is background-checked, trained to one standard, and photographs the work. If anything gets missed, the 48-hour make-it-right guarantee covers it. The assessment is how we prove the standard before you spend a dollar.
The assessment is free, the plan is yours, and nobody follows up with a hard sell. If you ever book a clean and something's not right, tell us within 48 hours and we'll come back and make it right, free. Fully insured, vetted, background-checked teams. That's the Guardian standard.
"I started Grime Guardians because I watched hardworking people give their best hours to their house instead of their family. We built the crew, the checklists, and the photo-documented standard I'd want in my own home — because it IS the one I use in my own home."
Burnsville, Edina, Minnetonka and everywhere between. Don't take our word for it, take theirs.
Backed by the 48-hour make-it-right guarantee — anything a clean ever misses, we re-clean free.
Free · ~20 minutes · 100+ five-star Google reviews · or call (651) 515-1478
If it's not for you, no pressure at all. The plan is yours whether you ever book a clean or not.
Completely. You get the walkthrough and the written plan whether you book a clean or not. The assessment is how we earn trust. Some homes become clients, some don't, everybody gets the plan.
It works best if you are, so you can point out what bugs you most. It's about 20 minutes and we schedule around you, evenings included.
A vetted, background-checked Grime Guardians professional. The same people who do our cleans, held to the same standard.
No. You'll get honest findings, including the stuff you can fix yourself in ten minutes. If we're a fit for the rest, we'll show you exactly what that looks like. If not, we'll say that too.
It depends on your home's size and condition. That's exactly what the free assessment figures out. You get your price in writing before anything is booked, and nothing gets added without your approval first.
We've seen everything. There is no judgment on this crew, only a plan. That's the whole point.
PS: if you just want the cheapest one-time wipe-down, we're honestly not your crew. If you want your Saturdays back and a written plan for your home that's yours to keep, the walkthrough is free and takes 20 minutes. Pick your time here.