Grime Guardians (651) 515-1478
Free · For Twin Cities facility & office managers

Nobody inspects your janitorial vendor. So we will — free.

Nobody walks your building with a checklist. We will. A 30-minute inspection, every gap in writing within 2 business days — yours to keep, whoever cleans for you.

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★★★★★ 100+ five-star Google reviews · fully insured, background-checked crews

Before and after: an office floor cleaned by Grime Guardians
The corner every new hire and new client notices first — before and after.

What's "fine" costing you every time someone walks in?

A tired facility bills you twice. Once in the first impression every client, patient, or parent forms at your entry. Again in what your own team stops noticing by Thursday.

Restrooms set the tone for reviews. Entryways set the tone for deals. And the invoice arrives every month either way.

The fix starts with a standard in writing. Not a sales brochure. An inspection.

What you get

The Gold Star Facilities Assessment

A free, 30-minute commercial walkthrough of your building. Here's what comes out of it:

Keep the report either way. Hold your current vendor to it, or use it to compare bids.

Walk into your next ops meeting with a vendor scorecard nobody else in the room has. And if your building's already dialed in, the report says that. You've spent 30 minutes, not a contract.

Proof

What clients say when nobody's prompting them.

Before and after: a commercial restroom deep-cleaned by Grime Guardians
The restroom every visitor judges you by — before and after.
"HIRE THIS COMPANY. They deep cleaned for us in January… and again in March."
★★★★★ Google review, Twin Cities commercial client

We do the work too. Recurring janitorial programs and one-time deep cleans across the Twin Cities, from Eagan and Burnsville to Edina and Eden Prairie.

Every job photo-documented. Vetted, background-checked teams. The people cleaning your facility after hours are people we'd trust in our own building. Read our Google reviews →

The Guardian Standard

The same 13 points, every visit.

Every Guardian crew is trained to these 13 points and held to them on every job, so your facility gets the same accountable standard every visit.

Kitchen

  • Kitchen surfaces degreased and detailed — counters, backsplash, cabinet faces
  • Microwave interior wiped, when in scope

Bathrooms

  • Bathrooms scrubbed and disinfected — toilet, shower/tub, sinks, fixtures
  • Tile & grout attention in bathrooms (and kitchen when included)
  • Shower glass detailed (hard-water spots: best effort, unless restoration is agreed separately)

Whole-Home Surfaces

  • Baseboards and trim wiped and detailed, as scope requires
  • Light fixtures and ceiling fans dusted and wiped, where reachable/safe
  • Switch plates and high-touch points disinfected — handles, knobs
  • Window sills wiped (tracks not included unless added on)
  • Interior glass and mirrors polished streak-free

Finishing & Proof

  • Floors vacuumed and mopped; hardwood polished where applicable
  • Final walkthrough and reset staging — trash removed, rooms photo-ready
  • QC verification and photo documentation, when required
Before you renew

Six questions your janitorial vendor hopes you never ask.

Ask these at your next vendor check-in. If the answers come easy, you've got a good one. Keep them.

  1. When did you last walk the building with us, checklist in hand?
  2. Can we see photos from last night's clean?
  3. Who's in our building after hours, and were they background-checked?
  4. What exactly is on the restroom scope, and how often does it run?
  5. When something gets missed, what happens next? Is the fix in writing?
  6. Would you put your work up against a free outside inspection?

That last one is the walkthrough. It costs nothing to find out.

How it works

Three steps, on your schedule.

  1. Book a 30-minute window below. Before hours, after hours, or mid-day. Your call, confirmed by text within a minute.
  2. We walk the building. With you or your facilities lead. Checklist-driven, photo-documented, no theater.
  3. You get the report. Gaps, scope, and the pricing picture. In writing, within 2 business days.

The report stays yours

The assessment is free. After it, you owe us nothing. If your current vendor is doing right by you, the report will say so. If not, you'll have the gaps in writing and a scope you can use with whoever you hire.

The 48-hour make-it-right guarantee

If anything in the agreed scope isn't right, tell us within 48 hours and we'll come back and make it right, free. Fully insured, vetted, background-checked crews on every job.

Straight from Google

Real reviews. Real Twin Cities clients.

Book your free facility walkthrough.

The 48-hour make-it-right guarantee backs every Grime Guardians clean · ★★★★★ 100+ five-star Google reviews · fully insured, background-checked crews.

Pick a time below. We confirm by text within a minute. The walk takes 30 minutes. Your written report lands within 2 business days. Prefer to talk first? Call (651) 515-1478.

Pulling up real openings — one sec.

Fair questions.

We're under contract with another vendor.

Under contract? Good. Most buildings are. The report becomes your quality-control document. Hand it to the vendor you already pay and say: hit this. When the contract comes up, you'll have something real to compare bids against.

What size facilities do you handle?

Our sweet spot is small-to-mid-size spaces: offices, clinics, studios, gyms, retail. We cover the Twin Cities. Eagan and Burnsville to Edina, Minnetonka, and Eden Prairie. Not sure your building fits? Book the walkthrough anyway. If it's outside our fit, we'll tell you on the spot, and the report is still yours.

How fast does this happen?

Booking takes about 30 seconds and we confirm by text within a minute. The walkthrough itself is 30 minutes, scheduled around your building's hours. Your written report lands within 2 business days of the walk.

Why free? What's in it for you?

Simple. Some buildings we walk will become clients. The rest get a free scorecard and know who to call. We'd rather earn a contract with an inspection than a brochure.

The whole pitch, one more time.

A commercial cleaning pro walks your Twin Cities facility for 30 minutes, free. You get every gap, the right scope, and an honest pricing picture in writing within 2 business days. If you'd rather never check your vendor's work, we're not your crew.

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